July 2011
143 posts
Multiple choice (test): A, B, C, or D? "Well I haven't had a B for like 4 questions so I'll choose that"
3am phonecall: "Hey are you asleep?"
“NO I’M FUCKIN SKYDIVING”
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"Do you know how many calories are in that?"
“…Do you know how many fucks I give?”
forever reblog
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